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I'm an almost twenty-year old with a intense love of my wienie dogs. All three of them. I've taken a year off from college and am still suck in my between place, deciding what I want to do. I'm going back to school, after my little period of drift, grow up.


I do people work at the moment. Sales and making people smile. All for a dollar and fifteen hundred calories. Yes, you guessed it, fast food. McDonald's to be more specific.


I've given birth to child and then placed him up for adoption. He's the love of my life, and turning six months on the 21st. I'm flying up this Saturday to see him – and maybe stop by the Hello Kitty store. (And Woodfield. Oh, god. Woodfield. Yes!)


I read a little bit of everything. Right now focusing on Science Fiction, but my favorite author has to be Mr. Orwell, just because I like a little mind-fuck. I like Mr. Russian man of death – Vladmir Nabokov. As well as J.K. Rowling, Sandy Mitchell (Guarantee no one knows that one). Best book ever – Truly could not tell you, even though Snow Flower and the Secret Fan, is simply an amazing piece and EVERYONE should read it. Poetry - I hate Robert Frost. Like Shakespear. Love - Old Greek Poetry.


I'm very liberated, essentially for a white, middle-class, almost-sort of Southern college student.


I have a love China and have requested for the Eights off, just to see the opening of what will be their proudest moment in ages. (Finally, thank to gods.) I do realize they are a horrible case of how humans, (And as a former veggie gal, I feel the need to include, animals) should be treated. But the Economy! Oh! The Economy of Magic!

I don't like white boys. Not sexually.

I like Obama. I think sexually and maybe slightly political, but I'm a libertarian, so not economically.


Um. Yes. So. Me.


Sam

 

Fic! Little by Little.

Title: Little By Little 
Author: Sam! 
Rating: Disney movie? G! 
Pairings: Pin. Yamapi/Jin
Summary: It starts with the little things. 
Author's Note: Oh my god! I haven't written anything since college started besids term papers or anything. But this semester I took one less class! And have time for pretty boys! No one probably remembers me, but that's okay! Let's pretend I'm the new kid. 

Freedom (2/?)

Title: Freedom (2/?)
Author: Sam
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ohkura Tadayoshi has three weeks of freedom left before he gets hitched. Can he find it in the short, cute, mesmerizing host that he's picked out to be his last taste of bachelorhood?
Fandom: JE, Kanjani8, Ohkura Tadayoshi/Yasuda Shota, Mentions of many other couples including Nishikido Ryo/Uchi Hiroki and Maruyama Ryuhei/Shibutani Subaru
A/N: Okay, so, I was listening to the radio and they said that "Pretty Women" was the best Valentine's movie out there. So I was like, "I'LL SLASH IT UP!" And I'm so dying because of Hana Yori Dango, so this crazy Pretty Dango CAME TO BE! (Pretty Dango actually makes sense! Pretty Boys! :D) This might be massive? Maybe? I'm not so sure, but it has the makings to be either massive or small. And yes, I haven't written anything besides History essays for the past two months. Omg, I missed it. ♥ Wow. Honorificabilitudinitatibus <-- Coolest word ever.

Comments and lit crit are better than Hana Yori Dango subtitles. For realz.

Freedom (1/?)

Title: Freedom (1/?)
Author: Sam
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ohkura Tadayoshi has three weeks of freedom left before he gets hitched. Can he find it in the short, cute, mesmerizing host that he's picked out to be his last taste of bachelorhood? 
Fandom: JE, Kanjani8, Ohkura Tadayoshi/Yasuda Shota, Mentions of many other couples including Nishikido Ryo/Uchi Hiroki and Maruyama Ryuhei/Shibutani Subaru 
A/N: Okay, so, I was listening to the radio and they said that "Pretty Women" was the best Valentine's movie out there. So I was like, "I'LL SLASH IT UP!" And I'm so dying because of Hana Yori Dango, so this crazy Pretty Dango CAME TO BE! (Pretty Dango actually makes sense! Pretty Boys! :D) This might be massive? Maybe? I'm not so sure, but it has the makings to be either massive or small. And yes, I haven't written anything besides History essays for the past two months. Omg, I missed it. &hearts;

Comments and Lit Crit and stuff like that is Ambrosia and all that foods of the gods that tastes good over cereal. &hearts;

[Fic] Sexy

Title: Sexy
Author: Sam
Rating: NC-17 - for sex. Yum? 
Genre: Angst and sex. Again. 
Fandom: JE, 関ジャニ∞ , Ohkura Tadayoshi/Yasuda Shota
Summary: Ohkura really wasn't into cute things. He was into things that were long and things that were lean an things that were fake, fake enough to make him forget.
A/N: The second (and last) part of the adjectives. This one is Ohkura-centric and is paired with Cute. There is mentionings of het in here, it's not NC-17 or anything, but if it's a turn-off, don't read. 

Comments are wonderful. Also, nitpicks and mistake finding and lit crit are super duper. ♥



So is this one better or worse than the first one? :D

[Fic] Cute

Title: Cute
Author: Sam
Rating: Hard R?
Genre: Angst and sex - the power team?
Fandom: Kanjani8, Ohkura Tadayoshi/Yasuda Shota
Summary: Shota knew that Ohkura wasn't into cute guys. 
A/N: Ohyass angst? Has it been done? And done well? This is inspired by how Shota loves himself. I mean for serious, that boy, he doesn't push himself on anyone. And I can't see him changing himself for anyone, even Ohkura.
Comments are wonderful. Also, nitpicks and mistake finding and lit crit are super duper. ♥

AHHH!

I AM HUNGRY AND STILL NOT DONE WITH THE PROJECTS. AND HAVE NOT SLEPT AND OMG, TODAY THEY ARE DUE OR I WILL FAIL. D: 

PLEASE, GOD, SOMETHING HAS TO GIVE. I HAVE TO FINISH AND EAT SOMETHING. SHIT. 

LAJLDFKJADLSKFJ FUCK. WHY DO I WAIT FOR THE LAST MOMENT. AND WHY DO I GET DISTRACTED. AND WHY AM I UPDATING. WHY? I SHOULD BE DOING WORK. STOP. UGH. UGH. UGH.

OHKURA YOU ARE WHORE. BIG WHORE.

WHY IS IT AFTER WATCHING AN INSANE AMOUNT OF KANJANI8 I GET THIS FEELING THAT I MAKE UP HALF OF THINGS THEY DO. LIKE OHKURA DID YOU JUST PUSH MURAKAMI OUT OF THE CAMERA? AND, SHOTA DID YOU JUST LOOK GAY AND TOUCH YOUR NIPPLES LIKE AN APE? ARE YOU GODZILLA? AND MARU YOUR FACES. THEY CANNOT BE REAL. 

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU IN THIS PERFORMANCE OKURA. I HAVE HAVING. THIS IS ONE OF THOSE WHERE I HIT MY HEAD PERFORMANCES. 

AND HELLO CUTE JUNIOR. PLEASE TO MEET. 

WAIT! IS THAT. DRAGON. PLASIC. BREATHING SMOKE. IT. I. YES.  

SUBARU - BATHROOM. NOT STAGE. PLEASE.

END POSE. THEY. SOMETHING DIFFERENT EVERYTIME. AND POOR YU, MAYBE IF YOUR HAIRCUT WASN'T SO BAD THE SMOKE WOULDN'T HAVE COVERED YOU UP. AND RYO YOU NEEDED SOME OF SHOTA'S HAPPY PILLS. FOR SERIOUS. 

AND JUST BECAUSE I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT. I LIKE, HOW, IN KANJANI8 YOU SEE EVERYONE. LIKE IN CERTAIN OTHER BANDS ::COUGH::NEWS::COUGH:: YOU HAVE TO PLAY WHERE'S SHIGE! OH! SNAP! THERE HE IS JIVING TO SIDE! OR REALLY YOU HAVE TO PLAY WHERE'S ANYONE WHO ISN'T YAMAPI. NOT THAT I MIND, AS YAMAPI IS YAMAPI BUT, YOU KNOW. SOMETIMES I LIKE TO SEE A LITTLE BIT OF SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A VEGTABLE. IT MAKES ME HAPPY. 

ANYWAY. I HAVE WORK IN AN HOUR AND FOURTY FIVE MINUTES. I SHOULD LIKE SHOWER. AND PUT LOTION ON MY FEET AND DRINK SOME WATER. BUT I JUST KEEP WATCHING OHKURA.. AND THEN, SEE, THIS IS GREAT. I, YOU ARE AWESOME. OHKURA HAVE BABIES WITH ME. SO MUCH TALENT. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE HOW THE PV IS SERIOUS SEXY AND THESE PERFORMANCES ARE CRACK IT IS A GREAT THING. THERE ARE ONLY THREE PERFORMANCES? RIGHT? I HAVE NOT MISSED OUT ON THE GREAT? PLEASE? TELL ME?

Uchi, please, no more ass.

Title: It Only Takes One Time 
Author: Sam
Fandom: JE, Kanjani8, Ryouchi, Ohyass, Tackey/Tsubasa
Rating: PG-13 - for swearing
Summary: Uchi only did it once but nine months later they all got a surprise. 
Warnings: Male Johnny's pregnancy
A/N: WHAT? Ryo is preggers? For seriouz?! I'm sorry, this is what happens after you watch a marothon of Eito Rangers. It just, I, the crack, it happens. It doesn't go away. Oh, I I totez need a Ohyass icon. Someone want to make me one? Yes? YES?! 

I HAVE MONO! WANT TO KISS ME?!

Title: Therapeutic
Author: Sam
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: JE, Kanjani8, Ohyass, AU
Summary: He needed Yasuda to understand that he could be his answer. He could be more than a psychologist, more than a therapist. He could be his relief. He could be his forever and they could be each other's happily ever after. 
Disclaimer: Whereas, I do own a pretty cheap ass blue bracelet, I do not own Ohkura or Yasu. 
A/N: This was written after seeing those damn looks that Ohkura has. When he's playing his drums. THEY ARE FUCKING SEXY AND SCARY AND I DO EVEN KNOW! I JUST LOVE THEM. Also, to konliza because your little Harry Potter like fic thing that eats my brain makes you a whore. And I love it. Yes.